December 2011
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let's make 2012 the year that we stop talking...
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zack and peter and i walked around an abandoned...
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stealing is its own reward
stealing is its own reward
some lady in a liquor store stopped zack and me in...
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all i have done in austin is walk around...
i also played with a dog named iggy pup.
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the second best part of christmas was taking a nap...
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my family was playing bananagrams and i got bored,...
i always use proper punctuation even in text...
the santa claus story is a mean shitty narrative...
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christmas w/ the folx
sister: ever since my landlord passed, we--
dad: passed?
sister: yeah, she passed away.
mom: we say died in this family. people don't pass. they die.
me: she died, amanda. she is a dead person.
way to go, facebook.
unleashing timeline on a generation of insecure, image conscious narcissists was a pretty inspired feat of cruelty.
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gonna start a henry's dress/eric's trip cover band...
who is with me?
Watchimaginarysymphonies:
The Music Tapes stopped by NPR earlier this month to film a holiday themed Tiny Desk Concert! NPR also has audio of this set available to download here.
i love these guys so much. hosting the holiday surprise tour may be the only good memory i have of my last apartment.
popsnacking:
marcdhill:
Abner Jay, I’m So...
once
i compared a dude i was
dating to a seagull
because of how
he hung out in parking lots
and loved french fries
later
i compared him
to a ghost because
he lived
in a ceiling
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List of Animals with Fraudulent Diplomas →
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a joke (told in the style of groucho marx) II:
i just flew in from chicago, and boy are my arms useless appendages that distract me from my abject helplessness and consignment to circumstance by enabling me to manipulate my immediate environment and fostering a sense of meaningful efficacy where no such thing exists.
my favorite font is horatio sanz
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"bon iver" is an intentional misspelling of the...
i almost fell asleep writing this post
middle aged man at the supermarket waving around a...
itwasntgreat:
best dude
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Watchlook, everybody, i’m the world’s worst train, pulling into why can’t i just sleep all of the time station with a cargo of regrets about things i’ve said while drunk
yelling at yuppies at the laundromat as self care
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atheism is boring
side effects: acute sensitivity to minor changes...
Anonymous asked: you are so adorable! but mouth sounds are gross.
Watchhere’s a preview of the movie i’m making about every twitch i’ve ever had. make sure to turn up the volume so that you don’t miss my gross mouth sounds.
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a joke (told in the style of groucho marx):
i shot an elephant in my pajamas last night. i’d never watched anything that big die before.
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